The phrase “Put that in your pipe and smoke it” is a classic way to express that someone should think about what’s just been said.
It can be a playful or assertive retort, depending on the context. Here are 30 clever and witty responses you can use when someone drops this phrase.
1. “Well, I prefer to chew my food, but thanks for the suggestion.”
Sometimes, you just need to add a touch of humor. I’ve used this to defuse tension with a playful response.
When to use: When you want to keep things lighthearted.
When not to use: If the conversation is serious.
Example:
“Well, I prefer to chew my food, but thanks for the suggestion.”
2. “How about I put it in a smoothie instead?”
Turning the phrase into something unexpected can lighten the mood. I’ve used this to add a modern twist.
When to use: When you want to be playful and creative.
When not to use: If addressing a serious topic.
Example:
“How about I put it in a smoothie instead?”
3. “I’ll save that for my next dinner party.”
This response is a playful way to say you’ll consider the advice. I’ve used this when aiming to keep the conversation humorous.
When to use: When you want to make light of the situation.
When not to use: If the advice is serious or personal.
Example:
“I’ll save that for my next dinner party.”
4. “I’d rather put it in my coffee and see what happens.”
Mixing it up with coffee can be a fun twist. I’ve used this to add a humorous spin.
When to use: When the situation is casual.
When not to use: If discussing a serious matter.
Example:
“I’d rather put it in my coffee and see what happens.”
5. “I think I’ll just put it in the recycling bin.”
A witty way to show you’re not too impressed. I’ve used this to inject a bit of sarcasm.
When to use: When you want to be sarcastic.
When not to use: If you want to keep the conversation positive.
Example:
“I think I’ll just put it in the recycling bin.”
6. “How about I put it in my calendar for later?”
A playful way to say you’re not taking it too seriously. I’ve used this to keep the tone light.
When to use: When you want to deflect humorously.
When not to use: If the situation requires a serious response.
Example:
“How about I put it in my calendar for later?”
7. “I think I’ll put it in a time capsule and open it in 10 years.”
A dramatic response that adds humor. I’ve used this to exaggerate and lighten the mood.
When to use: When you want to exaggerate for comedic effect.
When not to use: If the conversation is serious.
Example:
“I think I’ll put it in a time capsule and open it in 10 years.”
8. “I’ll just file it under ‘Things to Consider Later’.”
A clever way to acknowledge the comment. I’ve used this to show you’re not dismissing it but still keeping it light.
When to use: When you want to be nonchalant.
When not to use: If you need to give a more immediate response.
Example:
“I’ll just file it under ‘Things to Consider Later’.”
9. “I’ll take that under advisement, but I’m not a fan of smoking.”
A straightforward way to handle the comment. I’ve used this to address the phrase directly while steering clear of any confrontation.
When to use: When you want to address the phrase without getting defensive.
When not to use: If you want to maintain a humorous tone.
Example:
“I’ll take that under advisement, but I’m not a fan of smoking.”
10. “I’ll put that in my ‘noted’ folder.”
A simple, understated response. I’ve used this to show acknowledgment with minimal fuss.
When to use: When you want to be concise.
When not to use: If you need to give a more detailed reply.
Example:
“I’ll put that in my ‘noted’ folder.”
11. “I’ll store that away with the rest of my life hacks.”
A light-hearted way to acknowledge the advice. I’ve used this to add humor to everyday advice.
When to use: When you want to be playful.
When not to use: If the advice is critical or personal.
Example:
“I’ll store that away with the rest of my life hacks.”
12. “I’m still trying to figure out how to fit it into my day.”
A humorous response that acknowledges the suggestion. I’ve used this to show you’re still considering it.
When to use: When you want to keep the conversation light.
When not to use: If the comment requires immediate action.
Example:
“I’m still trying to figure out how to fit it into my day.”
13. “I’ll have to add that to my ‘to think about’ list.”
A way to show you’re not dismissing the comment outright. I’ve used this to keep the tone friendly.
When to use: When you want to be noncommittal but polite.
When not to use: If a more decisive response is needed.
Example:
“I’ll have to add that to my ‘to think about’ list.”
14. “I’m more of a ‘put it in a joke’ kind of person.”
A humorous way to downplay the seriousness of the advice. I’ve used this to lighten the conversation.
When to use: When you want to deflect with humor.
When not to use: If the advice is critical or serious.
Example:
“I’m more of a ‘put it in a joke’ kind of person.”
15. “I’m going to keep that in my back pocket for later.”
A way to show you’ll consider it without giving it too much weight. I’ve used this to acknowledge the comment while staying light.
When to use: When you want to be casual.
When not to use: If you need to address the issue immediately.
Example:
“I’m going to keep that in my back pocket for later.”
16. “I’ll consider it, but I’m not a fan of pipes.”
A straightforward yet humorous response. I’ve used this to address the comment directly while maintaining a playful tone.
When to use: When you want to be direct but lighthearted.
When not to use: If the situation is more serious.
Example:
“I’ll consider it, but I’m not a fan of pipes.”
17. “I’ll take it under advisement and see if it fits into my plans.”
A polite way to acknowledge the suggestion. I’ve used this to show openness without commitment.
When to use: When you want to be polite and considerate.
When not to use: If you need to make a definitive statement.
Example:
“I’ll take it under advisement and see if it fits into my plans.”
18. “I’ll see if it fits in with my personal philosophy.”
A way to keep the conversation philosophical and light. I’ve used this to add a thoughtful twist.
When to use: When you want to keep things reflective.
When not to use: If the situation requires a more immediate response.
Example:
“I’ll see if it fits in with my personal philosophy.”
19. “I’ll have to check my schedule for ‘pipe smoking’ time.”
A humorous way to deflect the advice. I’ve used this to keep the mood light and playful.
When to use: When you want to joke about the seriousness of the advice.
When not to use: If you need to address the comment more seriously.
Example:
“I’ll have to check my schedule for ‘pipe smoking’ time.”
20. “I’m going to file that under ‘Not My Thing’.”
A simple and humorous way to decline the advice. I’ve used this to keep the response straightforward and light.
When to use: When you want to make a clear but lighthearted statement.
When not to use: If the advice is particularly important.
Example:
“I’m going to file that under ‘Not My Thing’.”
21. “I’ll keep that in mind for my next brainstorming session.”
A playful way to acknowledge the suggestion. I’ve used this to show openness without commitment.
When to use: When you want to acknowledge the suggestion with a humorous twist.
When not to use: If the comment needs immediate consideration.
Example:
“I’ll keep that in mind for my next brainstorming session.”
22. “I’ll put that on my list of things to think about while walking the dog.”
A humorous way to suggest the advice will be considered later. I’ve used this to keep the conversation light.
When to use: When you want to acknowledge the comment casually.
When not to use: If you need to provide a more serious response.
Example:
“I’ll put that on my list of things to think about while walking the dog.”
23. “I’ll add that to my collection of interesting thoughts.”
A playful way to handle the advice. I’ve used this to show it’s not something I’ll act on immediately.
When to use: When you want to keep things light.
When not to use: If the advice is pressing or urgent.
Example:
“I’ll add that to my collection of interesting thoughts.”
24. “I’ll keep that in mind while perfecting my cookie recipe.”
A light-hearted way to acknowledge the suggestion. I’ve used this to add humor and show that I’m not taking it too seriously.
When to use: When you want to be humorous and casual.
When not to use: If the advice is serious or urgent.
Example:
“I’ll keep that in mind while perfecting my cookie recipe.”
25. “I’ll save that for my ‘later’ box.”
A way to show you’ll think about it, but not right now. I’ve used this to keep the response light-hearted.
When to use: When you want to acknowledge the comment without commitment.
When not to use: If you need to address the advice immediately.
Example:
“I’ll save that for my ‘later’ box.”
26. “I’ll consider that between episodes of my favorite show.”
A humorous way to suggest you’ll think about it at a later time. I’ve used this to keep things light and relatable.
When to use: When discussing entertainment or leisure.
When not to use: If the advice is more pressing.
Example:
“I’ll consider that between episodes of my favorite show.”
27. “I’ll add that to my list of things to ponder over my next cup of tea.”
A casual way to acknowledge the advice. I’ve used this to show I’ll consider it in a relaxed manner.
When to use: When you want to be light-hearted and non-committal.
When not to use: If the topic is urgent.
Example:
“I’ll add that to my list of things to ponder over my next cup of tea.”
28. “I’ll file that under ‘interesting’ and revisit it when I’m less busy.”
A polite way to show you’ll think about it later. I’ve used this to balance acknowledgment with a hint of humor.
When to use: When you want to acknowledge but defer action.
When not to use: If the matter needs immediate attention.
Example:
“I’ll file that under ‘interesting’ and revisit it when I’m less busy.”
29. “I’ll take that into account while deciding what to Trait -watch next.”
A playful way to suggest the advice will be considered later. I’ve used this to keep the tone light.
When to use: When discussing leisure and entertainment.
When not to use: If the advice is critical.
Example:
“I’ll take that into account while deciding what to trait -watch next.”
30. “I’ll keep that in mind while perfecting my dance moves.”
A humorous response that keeps the mood light. I’ve used this to add a fun twist.
When to use: When you want to be playful and casual.
When not to use: If the advice is urgent or serious.
Example:
“I’ll keep that in mind while perfecting my dance moves.”
Top Editor’s Choice Responses
- “I’ll store that in my ‘Not Sure’ drawer.”
- “I’m more of a ‘let’s see what happens’ kind of person.”
- “I’ll add that to my list of future experiments.”
- “I’ll file that under ‘Things to Think About While Napping.’”
- “I’ll consider it during my next coffee break.”
- “I’ll store that idea for later, right next to my ‘how to fix things’ list.”
- “I’ll take that under advisement and think about it while walking my dog.”
- “I’ll review that while waiting for my next cup of tea.”
- “I’ll add that to my ‘random thoughts’ journal.”
- “I’ll consider it while trying to master the art of not burning toast.”
